> The year is 2209 AD - that is, two hundred years from now - and a conversation
> Between grandfather and grandson starts from the following notice:
>
> - Grandpa, why the world is ending?
>
> Calm question reveals the innocence of the infant soul. And in the same tone
> Comes the answer:
>
> - Because there are more lawyers, my angel.
>
> - Lawyers? But what is it? What did a lawyer?
>
> The old man replies, then, that lawyers were men and women
> Elegant as always expressed in a very cultured and that
> Many years ago, fought for justice and defending the people
> Society.
>
> - They favored people? But they were super-heroes?
>
> - Yes, but they were not seen so. His own customers many
> Sometimes not paid their fees and even joked, saying
> That snakes do not stung advocated by professional ethics.
>
- And as they disappeared, Grandpa?
>
> - Ah, it was all part of a secret genius, for all
> Super-hero has to face a supervillain, right? If for
> Defeat the supervillain lawyers that made use of the "Union" three
> Powers. Therefore we call this supervillain "Union".
>
> According to the old, through the first power, the allowed
> Creation of endless courses of law in the whole country, forming
> Tens of thousands of professionals each semester, which ended
> The quality of teaching and clogged the market for graduates.
>
> With the second power, the Union has laws that allowed people
> Move about court proceedings without the presence of a lawyer
> Favoring the protection of powerful economic groups and the state against
> Lay citizens and ignorant. Because they are used to hearing jokes
> About lawyers extorting their customers, people
> Applauded the initiative.
>
> The third power was more cruel. Its members were fixed fees
> Ridiculous for lawyers, even when the law established limit
> Least! Not to mention the compensation fees.
>
> But the third can not last long. Soon after the creation of
> Electronic process, computers have become so powerful that
> Learned to try cases alone. That is what is called the
> Justice "self-service. The decisions did not fit resources, since a
> Computer always upheld the decision of the other, because they all obey
> The same logic.
>
> The first power, then absorbed the second, with the creation of
> 'Final action', the new name given to 'interim'. Only
> Who could do something were the lawyers, but it was too late
> Too. They were too busy trying to survive, driving
> Taxis and selling cosmetics. Without lawyers, the only way to restore
> Democracy is by force of arms.
>
- And that is why the world is ending, my grandson. But now comes
> The sad affairs. Did I mention that the snakes do not bite the
> Lawyers?
> Between grandfather and grandson starts from the following notice:
>
> - Grandpa, why the world is ending?
>
> Calm question reveals the innocence of the infant soul. And in the same tone
> Comes the answer:
>
> - Because there are more lawyers, my angel.
>
> - Lawyers? But what is it? What did a lawyer?
>
> The old man replies, then, that lawyers were men and women
> Elegant as always expressed in a very cultured and that
> Many years ago, fought for justice and defending the people
> Society.
>
> - They favored people? But they were super-heroes?
>
> - Yes, but they were not seen so. His own customers many
> Sometimes not paid their fees and even joked, saying
> That snakes do not stung advocated by professional ethics.
>
- And as they disappeared, Grandpa?
>
> - Ah, it was all part of a secret genius, for all
> Super-hero has to face a supervillain, right? If for
> Defeat the supervillain lawyers that made use of the "Union" three
> Powers. Therefore we call this supervillain "Union".
>
> According to the old, through the first power, the allowed
> Creation of endless courses of law in the whole country, forming
> Tens of thousands of professionals each semester, which ended
> The quality of teaching and clogged the market for graduates.
>
> With the second power, the Union has laws that allowed people
> Move about court proceedings without the presence of a lawyer
> Favoring the protection of powerful economic groups and the state against
> Lay citizens and ignorant. Because they are used to hearing jokes
> About lawyers extorting their customers, people
> Applauded the initiative.
>
> The third power was more cruel. Its members were fixed fees
> Ridiculous for lawyers, even when the law established limit
> Least! Not to mention the compensation fees.
>
> But the third can not last long. Soon after the creation of
> Electronic process, computers have become so powerful that
> Learned to try cases alone. That is what is called the
> Justice "self-service. The decisions did not fit resources, since a
> Computer always upheld the decision of the other, because they all obey
> The same logic.
>
> The first power, then absorbed the second, with the creation of
> 'Final action', the new name given to 'interim'. Only
> Who could do something were the lawyers, but it was too late
> Too. They were too busy trying to survive, driving
> Taxis and selling cosmetics. Without lawyers, the only way to restore
> Democracy is by force of arms.
>
- And that is why the world is ending, my grandson. But now comes
> The sad affairs. Did I mention that the snakes do not bite the
> Lawyers?
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